Be warned, I'm a fangirl...

Between Rizzles and
Calzona, I'm surprised
my brain still functions
to be perfectly honest
with you...

My girlfriend is totally
awesome and amazing
and you should all go
follow her now!

*my super hot girlfriend*

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" What does a man do? A man provides for his family. When you have children, you always have family. They will always be your priority, your responsibility. A man provides, and he does it even when he’s not appreciated… or respected… or even loved. He simply bears up, and he does it… because he’s a man."

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  • student:

    can i borrow a pencil

  • teacher:

    i don't know, CAN you?

  • student:

    yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious